Look at this despot... encouraging things like activity... health... fun...
Well now, this socialist has partnered with that bastion of liberalism, SUBWAY FOODS! She is attempting to combat every American's right to be a fat tub of goo by asking this corporation to join her in her fight against childhood obesity. Why does she insist on taking away an American child's right to scarf down Taco Bell Grandes with 2 liter Pepsis like a normal American?
Why doesn't Michelle advocate THIS for school lunch menus? SOCIALISM, that's why!
What's next? Is she going to put together a campaign to do something even more insidious, like DRINK WATER? Perish the thought. But at least Real Americans (tm) can rest assured that her husband, President Barack Obama, won't do something completely dictatorial about it.
We can rest assured that when it comes to physical fitness, President Obama won't do something that only a tyrant would, like issue an Executive Order advocating and promoting physical fitness... because that's only something that a terrorist, socialist, Muslim, Marxist person that HATES America would do. Right?
...Riiiiiiight.
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